Do I look professional/would you give me all your grant money

I need a bean emoji
Why does that not exist

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what


ONWARD SEBASTIAN

Is it even worth trying to sleep if I have to be up in two hours

pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]
pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]
pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]

pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]

Wow hey I spent all day thinking it was Tuesday but today is wednesday! I have to be up early for an open house for the college! I am meeting the woman in charge of every academic success center for the school!
She’s in charge of my job status and I am terrified!

Wow!

no of course i havent met him are u serious

i dont know

i cant tell what’s real

i guess you havent been home since january but i’m pretty sure that’s illegal soo???

proof that testosterone ruins people and we are better off without it, clearly

i’m hoping he isn’t just taking it easy because he’s recovering

Q

thefaultinour--scars asked:

Your hair is fab

A

ahh so nice of you to say. thank you!!

hytsrik:

this is how my dad gets me to call him when he needs my help with things

You are the only one that got the reference bless you and bless papa

Arch got fixed Monday and he’s been the sweetest lazy bub since. Arch got fixed Monday and he’s been the sweetest lazy bub since.

Arch got fixed Monday and he’s been the sweetest lazy bub since.

I took two naps today and now I feel terrible
Instant punishment for being an unproductive garbage monster